L'il Cutie is a comic strip featured in the first and fourth books, as well as the visual novel. It is about its titular character who is always sweet and innocent and and exploring the world around him. Greg and Frank dislike the comic and read it just to see how bad it is. Its creator is Bob Post, who was the creator. He planned to end the comic, but his son, Tyler, who is rumored to be the inspiration of the comic, decided to take over the operation, leaving Frank and HIS son even better about disliking it.